STL 4, CHC 0

Woof. Okay, well, this should get everyone on the board. Whether or not that's a good thing, I don't know, since exactly one hitter notched positive points. Oh yeah and: bad news about your NL pitchers, namely that they're responsible for their LOB. Their hits too (...hee) (go Bartolo go!), but yeah, Lester and Lackey each got dinged for one of those.

Yer points for the NLDS opener:

Bryant -4
Rizzo -1
Carpenter 1
Heyward 0
Molina -1

Lester 14.33 (just so you can see the arithmetic: 7 and 1/3 innings - 1 BB + 9 K - 1 LOB [sorry bro-ham])


33: Currie
31.33 Yuhan 2
27.33 Bunting 1

20s: Bingham 1, "Thank You" Simone

mid-teens: Rogers, Winklepleck, Cam 2, Brady, Green, Yu The 1

around 10: Shee/Bell, Reid 2, Tormey

and then everyone else with a handful of points, plus Powell who has all Mets

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go drop a Krazy Straw into a bottle of white bordeaux for this game at Chavez Ravine.