LAD 6, WSH 0

A predictable result, particularly in the build of it; the Nats' bullpen is...perhaps not built for this distance. Dodger hitters are, though:

Muncy 2

Pederson 4

Seager 1

Ginger Elf 1

And now, my moment in the sun, that extremely fleeting 90 seconds where I look like a genius...

Bunting 2: 12

Stempel 8:

Bauer 1, Cayenne, Fell 2, Reid 2: 7

Arbour 2: 6

Cameron 2 and Shotwell 2: 2

Winklepleck: 1

Everyone else waiting for the AL games, or Bellinger to get off the schneid, the one.

And they're playing all the games today! Buntnip! We start at 2:05 ET with Rays/'Stros, Verlander and something called a Glasnow? Cards/Braves at 4:37, Twins/Yankees marquee at 7:07 (...I know it's hacky, but these start times: why), and the Battle Of The Chin-Strap Beards on the late show -- Strasburg vs. Kershaw for Nats/Dodgers at 9:37.