BOS 10, HOU 3

AHHHH HA HA HA, you are WELCOME, Boston fans! ...I never learn.

A shite-motif of the postseason to date: how ugly it has to get to put up a W most of the time. Case in point, this game, in which both starters are gone by, what, the third? Not that I'm not enjoying watching Burkhardt blow a gasket about it on the postgame show, because Keith's "no more Red Bull for this guy" face is everything, but it's nothing new this year. 

Nothing new any year: my pronunciamentos that have no basis in anything, proven wrong with a double-digit quickness.

Points!

Altuve 3
Correa 4
Springer 2

Benintendi 1
Betts 1

Price 3

So the leaderboard will look familiar:

Williams 42
Winklepleck 40
Shotwell 1 39

Bauer Newbies at 36, then a clot of slates at 34.

Know what the basement slates have in common? Encarnacion...and Carrasco. Fingers crossed for cheddar!