DET 1, BOS 0

What a weird, nail-bitey game -- made all the more intense by Country Joe West's customary chaos-theory strike zone back there. WTF with that guy, seriously. No mas!

Anyhoodle: Boston hitters were tied up, with the exception of Nava, whom nobody picked...but the Lester and the Beantown pen had a nice game, too. Some points to go around for DET picks, but only one of them crossed the plate.

And then there's the two-thirds no-no. It's tempting to give Sanchez...I don't know, 6.67 of the 10 he'd get for a full no-hitter. But a full no-hitter is a full no-hitter; part of the reward is based on how hard it is to do. Also I'm one of the few people who has him and that's probably sketcho, right? So he's getting his standard pointage. But those 6 BBs are maddening.

Miggy 1
Prince 1
Toriiiiiiii 2
Jackson 1

Sanchez 12
Lester 9.33

NOW the money's cooking with gas:

Bingham 1 and Johnson 1: 115
Birthworthy and Dunn: 112
Reid: 108

Everyone else, after the jump.
Cameron 2: 106.33
Green and Quinn: 101

Cameron 1: 99
Shotwell: 98.67
Tormey: 95
Johnson 2: 93
Bingham 2 and Ramos: 90.33

Sheebell: 88
Bunting 1: 72.33
Bunting 2: 66

Rogers: 47
Stempardson: 42

Tonight's matchup is Buchholz v. Scherzer, and is probably going to separate the wheat from the Bunting definitively. Best lock up your lunch, leaders, because Quinn -- the only poolie with both these guys -- is fixing to eat it. 8 PM ET on (muted) FOX.